Including: how Hank’s fears about working again in El Paso will ultimately lead to his downfall; how Walt’s uber-ego is played to perfection by Gus; and we conclude that Skylar isn’t quite as condemning of underfloor heating as Ethan.
Including: how Mike is the most watchable character even when in the background saying nothing; Walt’s pathetic fighting capabilities with pot plants; and Holly, the only 2-month-old happy to facilitate her mother’s affair.
Including: Walt overtaking Skylar on our ongoing passive-aggressive scoreboard; our favourite scenes in which Hank looks completely awkward; and apologies for slightly oversharing about our sex lives when our children were small.
Including: a contentious claim that Breaking Bad is superior to The Godfather; the difficulties of moving house in areas with a high concentration of meth labs; and some sadness at the lost opportunity for the spin-off sitcom Three Meth Cooks and a Baby.
Including: an over-lengthy and irrelevant wittering about the separation of church and state in US and UK schools; Walt’s unfeeling use of Latin when confessing his meth-dealing to Skylar; and how another minute spent watching bad men walking away from a slow-motion explosion is a minute too many.